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A Monthly Subscription for Mouthy Mofos

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 5-9 full-sized items per box + a soft-blend, locally-printed shirt (unisex XS-3XL, size chart above)
  • Item types include: totes, mugs, notebooks, apparel, self-care, and more
  • $130+ value per box
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box

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Photo of Smartass & Sass *BIG BOX* Subscription current box HR Violation (cutoff date is September 12)

HR Violation (cutoff date is September 12)

Brace yourself for a box that's less "corporate-approved" and more "hide this from HR!". It's one part office humor, one part career insubordination, and 100% guaranteed to make your workdays feel a lot less like 'work'.

Order by September 12th to get this box!


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Absolutely worth the subscription!

May 29, 2023
Verified Purchase
Liza F.
1 Review
Subscribed for 2 years

Smartass and Sass is Fantastic! Their products are functional yet sassy. Each month has an awesome theme. I’ve tried a dozen or so subscription boxes and this is the only one I have kept.

Never on time.

May 07, 2023
Verified Purchase
Charles H.
1 Review
Subscribed for 5 months

Always late on shipping. ALWAYS. Box was supposed to be here April 20th, still isn't here now - May 7th.
Some thing with "customs".
The quality of the stuff is OK, and the box itself is fun, but if you care about punctuality... horible. I gaurentee next months box is late for some reason. I'll come back and confirm in the next few months. It's almost comical at this point.

Smartass and Sass said...May 09, 2023

Hi Charles!
I do apologize for the shipping delays. It is something we are definitely working on! We do also send out updates anytime there is a delay via email and in our subscriber-only Facebook group so I do want to make sure you are receiving those okay. It seems like you are if you know about the dryer balls getting stuck at customs for a lengthy period of time but just making sure. May is looking good as far as shipping on time and will be the first time we will be shipping subscriptions from our own warehouse instead of the third-party one we have had to rely on for so long. We believe this will make a huge difference in not just shipping...

Sassy and fun

Jan 05, 2023
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Suzanne H.
1 Review
Subscribed for 2 months

What fun!! I absolutely loved everything in my box!

Three strikes - Done

Dec 29, 2022
Verified Purchase
Krista T.
15 Reviews
1 Picture
8 Helpful
Subscribed for 4 months

I gave this company the benefit of the doubt several years back when I gifted my eldest daughter (or I tried to) a 3 month subscription for her birthday. Their shipping/arrival times are horrid and consistently inconsisitent. The only thing I have found dependable is the spam emails, those I can always count on. I made the stupid mistake of gifting myself a 3 month sub for Christmas this year. I've received 2 of the 3 boxes and just like several years ago, I had to chase down the first box, the 2nd box arrived shortly after (on time) and my final box has STILL not been recv'd by USPS and that is coming directly from them; but on Cratejoy it shows a tracking # and states it was shipped Christmas Eve. I have no doubt I will likely NOT receive that last box that I pre paid for, bc as of right now, it's vanished into thin air, bc USPS says it doesn't exist. SO frustrating! I will never ever use this company again - you know the saying, "S*rew me once....". I paid extra for the tshirts and the two I've recieved I would hardly catergorize them as sass or smarta**, their "basic". The one thing I was looking forward to and I got "basic", pick it up at Walmart shirts. I've purchased funnier shirts off Et*y. The other items in the box have been as expected - funny, smarta**, quaility items. But honestly, I've subscribed to other...

Smartass and Sass said...Dec 30, 2022

Hi Krista,
I'm so sorry you've experienced so many delays with your boxes. These shipping delays are definitely frustrating. You will absolutely receive all the boxes you've paid for. If you don't see movement on your tracking in the next couple days, please reach out to customer service so we can get a replacement on the way to you. We appreciate your feedback and are sorry you've had such a negative experience.

Awesome as hell

Aug 30, 2022
Verified Purchase
Amandabowman
8 Reviews
2 Helpful
Subscribed for 29 days

Love this 🖤

June box

Jun 22, 2022
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Lenora H.
3 Reviews
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 7 months

Love the mug. The traveling bottles will be very useful when I go on vacation. And the towel is very nice also.

Smartass and Sass said...Jun 30, 2022

Woo hoo! Thanks so much for the awesome review, sassy friend! We stoked to hear that you love your snarky goods and we're thrilled to have you in the squad!

The best!

Jul 08, 2022
Verified Purchase
Kristen J.
1 Review
Subscribed for 1 month

Love, Love, Love these boxes! So fitting for my personality as well as unique. Thanks!

Lake perfect

Jun 29, 2022
Verified Purchase
Sasha J.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 9 months

What a great box! Perfect for my lake trips I do! Keep it up!

Horrible

Jun 08, 2022
Verified Purchase
Claudia C.
1 Review
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 7 months

I haven’t got my product , nor a refund. There is no way to contact customer service this is horrible… I’m emailing the BBB

Smartass and Sass said...Jun 08, 2022

HI Claudia! We would very much like to make this right for you! There are many ways to contact customer service! You can fill out the contact us form on our website, send an email directly to us (info at smartassandsass dot com) or send us a DM on Facebook! All of this can be found on our Contact Us page and in our FAQs on our website!

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